{"id":448,"date":"2018-02-02T10:43:20","date_gmt":"2018-02-02T08:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/?p=448"},"modified":"2018-02-04T10:26:50","modified_gmt":"2018-02-04T08:26:50","slug":"cacadors-ll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/2018\/02\/02\/cacadors-ll\/","title":{"rendered":"Ca\u00e7adors (ll)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Aix\u00f2 s\u00f3n dos ca\u00e7adors que van pel bosc i una serp li pica al pardal a un d\u2019ells. L\u2019amic, espantat, truca a emerg\u00e8ncies i diu:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">-Al meu amic li ha picat una serp!! Qu\u00e8 faig?! Qu\u00e8 faig?!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">-Haur\u00e0 d\u2019actuar r\u00e0pid. El que ha de fer \u00e9s xuclar amb for\u00e7a la zona de la picada i despr\u00e9s escopir el ver\u00ed. Si no ho fa, al seu amic no li quedaran m\u00e9s de 5 minuts de vida.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">L\u2019amic, adolorit al terra, li pregunta:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">-Qu\u00e8 et diuen? Qu\u00e8 et diuen? <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">-Que et queden 5 minuts de vida, xaval.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aix\u00f2 s\u00f3n dos ca\u00e7adors que van pel bosc i una serp li pica al pardal a un d\u2019ells. L\u2019amic, espantat, truca a emerg\u00e8ncies i diu: -Al meu amic li ha picat una serp!! Qu\u00e8 faig?! Qu\u00e8 faig?! -Haur\u00e0 d\u2019actuar r\u00e0pid. El que ha de fer \u00e9s xuclar amb for\u00e7a la zona de la picada i &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/2018\/02\/02\/cacadors-ll\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continua llegint <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00abCa\u00e7adors (ll)\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-acudits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=448"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":505,"href":"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/448\/revisions\/505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revista-insaiguaviva.org\/curs2017-2018\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}